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OUR SISTER HAS NO BREASTS!

Written By: Lizzy Oyebola Oyekunle

Some guys were caught misbehaving in the chapel and the chaplain had asked them to quote five verses in the Bible each.

 

The verses they could quote apart from Gen 1:1 and John 3:16 were from the Book of Songs of Solomon!

 

 

The day our chaplain shared this with us, we could only laugh over it.

 

 

Today, I stumbled on the verse again and the nostalgia it brought made me dig deeper until I got another revelation of it.

 

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Songs of Solomon 8:8

 

We have a little sister and she hath no breasts; what shall we do for our little sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?

 

Let’s break it down a bit.

 

My brother: We have a little sister and her name is Lizzy. She has no breasts. What shall we do for lizzy when any man comes to ask for her hand in marriage?

 

Now, lets wait there.

 

The verse in another sense does not refer to the twin tower on the chest of a woman.

 

They could mean a lot of things.

 

You don’t know how to spend or save.

 

You don’t know how to pray or intercede.

 

You can only put water on fire and probably boil some eggs but simple Eba you cannot turn.

 

You haven’t learnt anything about how to take care of children.

 

You have just nothing at all to show off.

 

My sister, you are breastless!

 

 

You don’t know how to talk;

 

You don’t know how to dress well;

 

 

You are stinkingly dirty;

 

Your white undies are brown and yellow already;

 

The skin between your two laps has become hard and dark;

 

 

Your teeth and hair are eyesores;

 

 

You are addicted to movies that you can have your three square meal served you before your laptop with the three used plates littering round you at night.

 

 

Mine mine, you are ‘breastless’!

 

 

You hate people correcting you;

 

 

You are proud, mannerless and you don’t know how to talk;

 

 

You are ready to slap anyone that speaks against your views;

 

You just can’t bend, you are too pretty for anyone to talk to anyhow.

 

 

No wonder! Its no wonder why you are still praying and nothing seems to happen. It could be the reason why the brother hasn’t even approached you yet.

 

 

He is still fighting the Holy Spirit as he is just so scared.

 

 

“How do I talk to this lousy, dirty lady?… Tufiakwa Lord, kindly reconsider! ”

 

My sisters, increase your intake in calcium, iron and vitamins, make your meals balanced again and your shape would start coming out.

 

Your breasts can still grow!

 

 

The nutrients are surely found when you sincerely bury yourself in prayer and the Word of God and you make conscious efforts to obey when they prescribe.

 

Learn to pray and put your temperament under control!

 

 

Stop shouting or looking down on people.

 

 

Learn to cook different dishes even if you don’t like them because you just never can tell.

 

 

Learn to take your baths well and wash your parts with care yet great tenacity.

 

Carry yourself with such smartness and dignity and not with dragging of legs and all.

 

If you need a change of wardrobe, May God provide. Just take all the shabby, skimpy, oversized, short clothes away.

 

May God help us all to be very breastful so that our men/women and children would be gladly satisfied and call us blessed.

 

P.S: I sincerely hope the guys know that this epistle is talking to them too. May God help us all. Amen

 

 

Author: Deraconteur

I am Lizzy but friends call me Lizziefreezie, De-Raconteur or Mrs. Yaks as the case may be.😅😂 By the special Grace of God, I am a child of the Almighty God. I represent the Name of Jesus and seek to get to Heaven. Not willingly to go to Heaven alone, I desire strongly to encourage others, inspiring them and holding them sweetly to look heaven-ward.  Writing stories that would touch you, inspire you, make you cry, laugh and which in summary draw you into their own world is all I crave to do. I am a graduate of Mass Communication from Bowen University, Iwo, Osun State, Nigeria. I also hold a Masters degree in Journalism from Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, Kaduna State. I am a Christian actress, a seasoned teacher, a counselor and an on air personality. I am also a good caterer by passion and you can consult me for your catering services- (for your parties and occasion)  I am also an experienced Master of Ceremony with many accolades to my name. I advertise also, sing, write and of course, PRAY! I got married to my hearthrob, Michael on the 11th May, 2019 and it's been really amazing being in the Will of God. I would love to meet you all as your lives are being touched for the better. You are welcome to my world!!! Jesus is Lord! 

9 Replies to “OUR SISTER HAS NO BREASTS

  1. ……wow this another great perspective..Thank you Holy you Spirit….

    Thank you Lizzy sis..more unaction..

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